- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

9/11

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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