What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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obama

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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