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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.