- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Whats cold and frozen? ice

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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