How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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school homewrok

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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