What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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