- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

what are three short words? i a am

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Terry has ebola

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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