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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What's green and blue? yellow

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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