- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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