Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Badabing.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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