Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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