Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

pull my finger (farts)

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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