- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Your mom is not fat!

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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