Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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