Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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I <3 Hitler

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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haha

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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