- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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