- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

AIDS.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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