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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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