What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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