Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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the midget went to the midget store

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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This is an anti- joke

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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