Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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