What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Robin get in the batmobile!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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