- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

the NAACP

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

alex is cool

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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