How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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