Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Feminism

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The Big Band Theory

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Hey

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops