- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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