- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Women's Rights

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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