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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

How did the black person die? Of old age

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

kieran is a homosexual

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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