roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

guess what what that wasnt it

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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