A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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