Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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