How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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