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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

justin beiber sucks

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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