What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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