- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Women can vote? wtf

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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