- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

yolo your orange looks orange

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Women's rights

Knock Knock. Not home.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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