Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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