- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A man was shot. He died.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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