- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

a man makes a bad joke

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

-1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.