Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Buzi vagy!

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I Have a Black Friend

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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