knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

yolo your orange looks orange

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Women's rights

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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