- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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