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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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