- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Caramel Boing.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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