woman's rights

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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