- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

yolo your orange looks orange

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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