- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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