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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

The truth is he loves her!!

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Knock, knock. Door opened.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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