What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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hiya

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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