what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

I was watching Fox news.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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