What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Anti Joke

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