- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

woman's rights

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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