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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Arrow in the Knee!

There once was this guy and he fell down

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

A seal walks into a club.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

ask me if im a door yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Arrow in the Knee!

There once was this guy and he fell down

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

A seal walks into a club.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

ask me if im a door yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?