- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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