A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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mexicans fishing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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