- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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