a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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