U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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