- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Im cute hehehee

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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