- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

The Princess is in another castle

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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