- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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