- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

I was watching Fox news.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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