your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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whats 2+2? math.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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TRICERATOPS!

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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