- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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