what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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