Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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