A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did the dog die? He was old

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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