- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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