- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Abortion.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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