Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

A Serbian Film

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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