What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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