- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

one morning i turned on my tv

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

what smells like tuna? my underwear

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