- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Irish sobriety

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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