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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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