- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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