- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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