Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

DERP

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

My Boyfriend

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

I have a horse.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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