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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

I was watching Fox news.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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