- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Justin beiber's penis

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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