- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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