Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

when debbie meets downer

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

ccjcjcjcjcjcjjcjcjcjjcjcjcjcjcjcjccjcjcj why

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops