- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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