You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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