- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Okay, after this one then...

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

You know whats funny Aids

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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