What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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