What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

If you were a pie I'd eat you

i hate non minorities!

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

alex is cool

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Chris Bosh's neck

Caca.

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