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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

whats worse than a kane nothing

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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