- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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