What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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YEAH THEY DO!

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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