Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

i found waldo.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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