- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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