I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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