- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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