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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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