- Anti Joke

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Women's Rights

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.