What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Penis

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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