- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Knock Knock. Not home.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

I was watching Fox news.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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