- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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