- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

My cat just died.

YOU

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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