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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Soccer...

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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