- Anti Joke

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A fish swims up your penis...

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.