- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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