What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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