What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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